Aufty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Man And His Sock]

I like it. Random.

[SpeedDrawingCastleCrasher]

Bored. Okay for what it is, I'm just bored.

Jimbobasaur responds:

Thankyou, do you think you could watch the YouTube version, here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_dA_h4wp2Q&list=UUJd04rvvgd6SFDcR6RK9q5A&index=0&feature=plcp :'D

[8-Bit Pwny Club ep.2]

EPIC!!

Excellent series. Keep them coming!

[Truth about Masturbation]

Well...

They made the review system for a reason. And that's for the users of this website to give their opinion about the flashes made on it.
But since you insist that this is a "serious" submission I'll give you a "serious" review.
-Graphics - Zero. Why? You didn't even make this image. You didn't take the picture. It's not even that great of quality. There's like three frames of animated repeated over and over. Basically, it's garbage. Sorry.
-Style - 1 point. Why? Because I'm humoring the fact that you at least won the hearts of the creators of this website for a moment at least.
-Sound - Zero. Why? Because it's 10 seconds of looped masturbation noise. It holds no artistic value whatsoever. More garbage.
-Overall - No matter what you say. This flash is just total garbage. And it was added to the history section and the front page for humor, not quality. Sorry bud.

[Greetings Mortals]

Umm... No

I'm too impatient to wait for your damn molasses credits.... The animation might not have been that bad had it actually had a point... and lasted longer than 10 seconds.

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

Could've been better... alot...

Here's some constructive criticism.

First of all, Graphics, very good I think. Interesting style, several camera angles, good overall atmosphere.

I didn't really see the POINT of this movie, there wasn't much of a storyline or anything of the sort. In fact it seemed entirely pointless all together. I guess some movies are like that, I would know, most of mine are completely random.

Sound was sub-par, not good, not bad. The parts on TV where it was all fuzzy was slightly annoying but I guess it had it's own effect on you.

I see you were probably aiming for funny, but you didn't accomplish it that well. Your jokes seemed a little dry, and I think you could've done a little better with the instructional video and a few other things. Overall an average movie, with good gfx.

[One Reason : Part 1]

Okay, but the sound annoyed me

I liked the movie, the graphics were not bad. My only beefs are this:

The storyline seems slightly flawed. The guy is carrying a sword around in modern times. A police officer pulled a gun on him. Why would he be wielding a sword when he could be wielding a gun? Also, why did you play the credits before you finished the movie?

The sound was the worst part of this movie by far. The music wasn't bad, but the way you implemented it was. It just sorta cut out from time to time. You need to work on that, and get some fade going.

Other than that, I see good things if you keep improving.

[The Gayest Showdown]

Crude but funny

First of all, I have to say this to the other reviewers. You guys are really making fools of yourselves. You put down a flash movie without backing up your opinions. You've also failed to analyze this movie and dismissed it without giving it much of a chance.

Graphics- Not very good, but hey, they make it funnier in my opinion. Maybe a little more effort in this area?

Style- Personally I think this is the best anyone can do at an Ultimate showdown spoof. I admire your style in thinking of things to put in this piece of work.

Sound- This is what made your movie! The way you did the music with your own voice and sang out was freakin' hilarious.

Violence- Erm... wasn't paying attention. Too funny.

Humor- I must say, the first time I watched this I was in tears. You really hit the nail on the head with this one. GRADE-A FUNNY.

[Your Horoscope for Today!]

Nicely done

"this move gave me a seizure, and im not joking, im going o press charges, you need to put a warning on that kina tuff"

HA HA. You're an idiot if that really happened. I blow my nose in your general direction.

Nice movie by the way, the song gets stuck in your head. You portrayed the song nicely, and I like all the different styles you used in this production.

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[18 hours of my Life!]

Very Nice, Soothing, Entertaining

I actually liked this variant of the song. The old BR seems a little too... well old for my tastes. The song is sort of peaceful, relaxing. Interesting animation, I like your style.

You're a very aspiring artist. Hope you do great things.